Girl, Stop Screaming please!

So how come nobody warned me about the girl scream? Oh my friends warned me about the girl squeal... but nobody warned me about the girl SCREAM.

Baby Tickle screams. Loudly. Shrieking might be an appropriate description. It is high pitched, sharp, and very, VERY L-O-U-D. She screams when she wants something and can't have it right NOW. She screams when brother Boo grabs a toy away from her. She screams when she's happy, sad, mad, you name it. It's deafening. It can, as my husband says, probably shatter glass.

I am investing in Costco-sized tubs of migraine meds...